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Age | 38 | |
| Height | 168 cm | ||
| Weight | 160 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Bearded Lady | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 75% | |||
| Fitness | 75% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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MID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who wouldn't be the favourite in a snail race. This player likes the disco |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 25 | 19 | 29 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 46 |