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Age | 36 | |
| Height | 189 cm | ||
| Weight | 199 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 48% (-2) | |||
| Fitness | 59% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (R) A crap midfielder who has absolutely no control of the ball. This player likes a quiz night |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 44 |