Age | 40 | ||
Height | 161 cm | ||
Weight | 137 lbs | ||
Occupation | Bearded Lady | ||
Marital Status | Depends | ||
Morale | 51% | |||
Fitness | 82% | |||
Gelling | 0% | |||
MID (C) An absurdly bad midfielder who has the strength of a knat and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
26 | 7 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 48 |