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Age | 47 | |
| Height | 184 cm | ||
| Weight | 194 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 95% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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MID (C) A crap midfielder who is hopelessly inadequate at free kicks and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a trip to the beach |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 17 | 7 | 25 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 42 |