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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 144 cm | ||
| Weight | 132 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 99% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 40% | |||
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DEF (C) A liability in defence who wouldn't be the favourite in a snail race. This player likes the disco |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 17 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 48 |