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Age | 48 | |
| Height | 155 cm | ||
| Weight | 189 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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GK A poor keeper who tends to kick the ball straight to the opposition. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Con. | C.Sheets | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 22 | 204 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 30 |