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Age | 44 | |
| Height | 190 cm | ||
| Weight | 119 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 83% (+12) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 40% (+10) | |||
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DMID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who is hopeless on the ball. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 82 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 33 |