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Age | 42 | |
| Height | 200 cm | ||
| Weight | 160 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 98% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An ungifted striker who has absolutely no control of the ball. This player likes the disco |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 14 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 48 |