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Age | 35 | |
| Height | 164 cm | ||
| Weight | 110 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 68% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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DMID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 25 | 48 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 33 |