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Age | 31 | |
| Height | 190 cm | ||
| Weight | 125 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 78% (+8) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% (+10) | |||
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DEF (R) A worthless defender who has no staying power. This player likes a trip to the beach |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 7 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 30 |