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Age | 49 | |
| Height | 163 cm | ||
| Weight | 171 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (R) A crap midfielder who is slower than molasses. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 3 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 42 |