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Age | 32 | |
| Height | 160 cm | ||
| Weight | 146 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 80% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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STR (C) An ineffectual striker who is out of breath before the match has started. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 27 | 64 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 38 |