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Age | 34 | |
| Height | 183 cm | ||
| Weight | 117 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 79% | |||
| Fitness | 76% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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MID (R) A retard midfielder who is slower than molasses. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 5 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 48 |