PLAYER INFORMATION
Fri, 8 May 2026 (Day: 36/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Viewing We Play Like Crap player, Dick Tater who is 66 seasons old
Dick Tater Details
Status
Age 44
Height 130 cm
Weight 127 lbs
Occupation Marketing Droid
Marital Status Depends
Morale 51% (-8)
Fitness 85%
Gelling 0% (-10)
 
 
 
Details
Attributes
MID (C)

A crap midfielder who has laughable ball control and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance.

This player likes a trip to the beach
   
Apps Goals Assists Bans Avr
10 1 7 0 0 0 1 2 5 48
Keeping 7%
Ball Control 36%
Tackling 20%
Pace 36%
Passing 38%
Heading 30%
Shooting 30%
Set Plays 34%
Stamina 31%
Overall 57%
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