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Age | |
39 |
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| Height | |
135 cm | |
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| Weight | |
115 lbs | |
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| Occupation | |
Monkey Spanker | |
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| Marital Status | |
Seperated | |
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| Morale | |
    | | 48% |
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| Fitness | |
| | 66% |
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| Gelling | |
| | 0% |
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DEF (C) A worthless defender who sucks at free kicks and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
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| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans |  |
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Avr |
| 27 | 8 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 46 |
