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Age | 40 | |
| Height | 134 cm | ||
| Weight | 132 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Village Idiot | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 49% (-34) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% (-20) | |||
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STR (L) A reject striker who is inept at heading. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 15 | 15 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 51 |