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Age | 39 | |
| Height | 155 cm | ||
| Weight | 134 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Seperated | ||
| Morale | 65% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (L) An ineffectual striker who has the strength of a knat. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 8 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 44 |