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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 167 cm | ||
| Weight | 180 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Egg Peeler | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 98% (-1) | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 10% (+10) | |||
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DEF (C) An incompetent tackler who has the strength of a knat. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 15 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 28 |