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Age | 43 | |
| Height | 138 cm | ||
| Weight | 130 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Circus Freak | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 98% (+2) | |||
| Fitness | 80% | |||
| Gelling | 20% (-20) | |||
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MID (C) A crap midfielder who is hopeless on the ball and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes the disco |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 18 | 1 | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 48 |