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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 199 cm | ||
| Weight | 188 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 70% (+23) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% (+10) | |||
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GK A pathetic keeper who tends to kick the ball straight to the opposition. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Con. | C.Sheets | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 19 | 284 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 30 |