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Age | 43 | |
| Height | 190 cm | ||
| Weight | 112 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (R) An absurdly bad midfielder who is worthless in the air. This player likes a quiz night |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 43 |