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Age | 38 | |
| Height | 190 cm | ||
| Weight | 145 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 54% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 20% | |||
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STR (C) A reject striker who has absolutely no control of the ball. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 22 | 66 | 21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 43 |