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Age | 30 | |
| Height | 186 cm | ||
| Weight | 149 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 89% | |||
| Fitness | 78% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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DMID (L) A retard midfielder who is out of breath before the match has started. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 25 | 109 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 28 |