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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 174 cm | ||
| Weight | 159 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 91% (+16) | |||
| Fitness | 65% (+13) | |||
| Gelling | 20% (+10) | |||
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MID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 21 | 7 | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 48 |