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Age | 44 | |
| Height | 163 cm | ||
| Weight | 129 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Donkey Tamer | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 75% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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STR (C) An ungifted striker who is as quick as stagnant water. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 23 | 59 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 48 |