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Age | 23 | |
| Height | 150 cm | ||
| Weight | 201 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Donkey Tamer | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 59% (+27) | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) A reject striker who is inept at heading and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 20 | 70 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 48 |