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Age | 44 | |
| Height | 165 cm | ||
| Weight | 191 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 96% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 40% | |||
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STR (C) An artless attacker who has the physique of a pensioner. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 20 | 54 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 40 |