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Age | 48 | |
| Height | 172 cm | ||
| Weight | 125 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 88% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An ineffectual striker who is slower than molasses and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 17 | 60 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 48 |