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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 167 cm | ||
| Weight | 195 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 80% | |||
| Fitness | 81% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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STR (C) An artless attacker who wouldn't be the favourite in a snail race. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 100 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 44 |