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Age | 52 | |
| Height | 153 cm | ||
| Weight | 195 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 41% (-19) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% (-20) | |||
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DMID (L) A crap midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 72 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 33 |