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Age | 37 | |
| Height | 193 cm | ||
| Weight | 123 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 50% | |||
| Fitness | 68% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (R) A retard midfielder who is worthless in the air. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 21 | 13 | 76 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 44 |