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Age | 23 | |
| Height | 194 cm | ||
| Weight | 157 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 51% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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STR (C) An ungifted striker who is as quick as stagnant water. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 23 | 66 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 39 |