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Age | 46 | |
| Height | 134 cm | ||
| Weight | 179 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 65% (-32) | |||
| Fitness | 55% (-10) | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An artless attacker who is hopelessly inadequate at free kicks and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 17 | 59 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 47 |