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Age | 45 | |
| Height | 172 cm | ||
| Weight | 182 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 95% (+19) | |||
| Fitness | 74% (-5) | |||
| Gelling | 10% (+10) | |||
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MID (R) A crap midfielder who can't kick a dead ball to save his life. This player likes a curry night |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 18 | 11 | 84 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 43 |