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Age | 35 | |
| Height | 170 cm | ||
| Weight | 133 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 99% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% (-20) | |||
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STR (L) A reasonable striker who can't head for toffee. This player likes a trip to the beach |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 16 | 29 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 67 |